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Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles. Girl: Well that is because we aren't married yet....
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles. Girl: Well that is because we aren't married yet....
Boss hangs a poster in Office: "I AM THE BOSS, DO NOT FORGET" He returns from lunch, finds a slip on his desk. "Ur wife called, she wants her poster back home."...
At a church, bride kissed his father and handed him something. All eyes were on him to say what it was. So he said, “Our dear guests, today is the luckiest day of my life..” Then he showed what his daughter gave him and he...
A boy got a lot of cash from trick or treat. He went to a candy store to buy some. “You should donate that money to charity” The boy thought for a moment and said, “No, I’ll buy the chocolate. You give the money to charity.”...
A boy in a taxi was eating chocolate, when the cab driver said, “That will ruin your teeth.” The boy replied, “my grandpa lived 128 years.” Surprised the cabbie asked, “was it because of eating chocolates?” The boy replied, “No, he’s always minding his own business.”...
3 FRIENDS going to their room at the 100th floor of building and the elevator was not working. They start to walk in steps. FIRST FRIEND told an action story up to 50th floor. SECOND FRIEND told a comedy story up to 99th floor. THIRD FRIEND told 1 sentence...
Husband texted his wife, "Hi babe. I will be late. Pls try & wash my dirty clothes & don't forget to prepare my favorite dish." He sent another text, "I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in salary next month & I'm getting...
A man gave his nagging wife a diamond necklace as a gift for their wedding anniversary & his wife didn't speak to him for 3 months! Was it fake? No, that was the Deal....