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Text message conversation: BOY: Sorry kaayo, Gang. Dili na ko mo-usab. Please text back. Girl: BACK ...
Text message conversation: BOY: Sorry kaayo, Gang. Dili na ko mo-usab. Please text back. Girl: BACK ...
LOLO: dati, sa 20pesos ko may dala nko pauwi na 5kilo na bgas, 2 kilo na asukal,2 lata na gatas, 1kilo na kape, 1dosena na itlog, 1dosena na sardinas atnoodles may phabol pa na shampoo at sabon...
FAIRY TALES “Once upon a time… and they lived happily ever after”. REAL LIFE “They lived happily ever after… once upon a time”. ...
Kung ini-small ka nila, wag kang mag-alala ini-iBig naman kita. Acheche...
Sen Miriam: Anong tawag kapag nagtapon ng basura sa dagat? POLLUTION. Anong tawag kapag tinapon ang mga pulitikong kurakot sa dagat? SOLUTION....
Amahan: Matag higayon nga kasuk-an tika, ‘nak, gina-unsa nimo ngano dili man ka masuko ug musukol? Anak: Manglimpyo lang ko sa CR gamit ang imong toothbrush. ...
Bana: Nindota sa ako damgo Day uy. Nakatrabaho ko ug dako ang sweldo. Asawa: Hala! Katulog balik labaw’ng 15 ron ug ting-sweldo na. ...
Man outside phone booth: Excuse me! You are holding the phone since 20 mins. & haven't spoken a word...
Graduation Speech: I would like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Office, and Copy Paste!...
Dad: Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son: Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it....