Medical Taglish

A bright boy from the highlands stayed in a city as a working college student; sometimes he gets confused reading/listening to medical terms.

1. Bacteria – backdoor to cafeteria
2. Benign – what you be after you be eight
3. Section – a neighborhood in Rome where Julius and Augustus Caesar live
4. Dilate – to live long
5. Enema – not a friend
6. Fester – quicker than someone else
7. Impotent – well known important person
8. Labor pain – getting hurt while working
9. Medical staff – a doctor’s cane, baston
10. Morbid – higher offer in auction
11. Nitrates – cheaper than day rates
12. Outpatient – a person who fainted
13. Pelvis – cousin of Elvis
14. Post Operative – a letter carrier
15. Secretion – hiding something
16. Seizure – Roman Emperor’s name
17. Tablet – a small table
18. Terminal illness – get sick in the airport
19. Urine – opposite of you’re out
20. Tumor – one plus one more equals.