Tourism after the Pandemic

The travel and airline industries were hard hit by COVID-19. They hope that with the vaccines and the natural decreasing number of cases by September 2021 things will go back to normal. Because of the closedown, many tourist signs in English in Asia and Europe were removed. Now they will have to put the signs again to get foreign tourists. Their biggest problem is how to translate their native languages into English which everyone will understand. Examples:

Camiguin: Paquiao gravely castigated Gomez
In Visaya: Grabeng pagkastigo ni Paquiao kay Gomez.

Luzon: Typhoon brings big disgrace to Laos
In Filipino: Malaking disgrasya ng bagyo sa Laos

Panay: Huge fire because of Water weak bombers
In Visaya: Dako nga sunog kay hinay nga tubig sang bombero.

Paris Dress Shop: Dresses for street walking

Hong Kong tailor: Now order summer suits. Because of big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.

Soviet weekly News: There will be a Moscow exhibition of arts by 15,000 painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past 2 years.

Swiss Mountain Resort: Specials today. No ice cream.

Rome Laundry sign: Lady Tourists, leave your clothes here and spend the whole afternoon having a good time.
Bangkok Travel Agencies Convention Protocol: After speaker address, before he leaves, all delegates please pass out.

Thailand Notice for Donkey Rides: Would you like ride on your own ass?

Serbia Tourist Agency Sign: Take one of our horse driven city tours. We guaranteed no miscarriaged.

Norwegian Hotel Bar: Ladies requested not to have children in the bar.

Hungary Zoo: Please don’t feed animals. If you have suitable food to give to guard.

South Africa Newspaper: The Hotel’s new swimming pool is fast finished since the contractors have
thrown in the bulk of their workers.