Humor or less

Husband texted his wife, “Hi babe. I will be late. Pls try & wash my dirty clothes & don’t forget to prepare my favorite dish.”

He sent another text, “I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in salary next month & I’m getting you a new car.”

“OMG really?” wife replied.

He texted back, “No! I just wanted to make sure that you got my first SMS.”